do ur boobs ever just like not match your outfit like does that make sense to anyone else
adsfasf YES
Absolutely, and I will change my bra until they do
if we all marry and divorce jeff bezo we can singlehandedly distribute all of his wealth
do you understand what singlehandedly means?
no. do u smoke weed?
this is the funniest 8 seconds of television that has ever aired like this show was something else
Wow
i asked my bf to make me some fucking hot chocolate and the entire time he was trying to remember that one harry potter spell about turning water to rum anyway he came in with my drink and he just goes “eye of newt, sperm of groot” and i dont remember the rest becasue i just burst into tears
